kloseenough: i don’t understand people who don’t cry over football
lolyoureabitch: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.